Who am I?
Dad by trade, Braves by heartbreak, and Bengals by therapy bill. Retired 90s mixtape architect. Still waiting for someone to invent a Walkman that syncs with iCloud. Watches wrestling for serious philosophical insights and NASCAR for the left turns. Owns more Apple gadgets than socks. If found humming Pearl Jam while troubleshooting Wi-Fi, please return to the nearest Blockbuster and leave a note on a yellow sticky.